1 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:09,159 - It's great that the bathroom is finished. -Yes. 2 00:00:10,639 --> 00:00:14,599 It will be really delicious to take a proper shower. 3 00:00:14,679 --> 00:00:18,400 You need that, you dirty little bitch. 4 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,079 You are so dirty. 5 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:24,800 Filthy. 6 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,280 -Hey, friend! -Why hasn't anyone woken me up? 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:40,280 I didn't know you were up. Get down and I'll come. 8 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,559 - Where's dad? - I think he's down. 9 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,440 - Do you eat croissants? -Yes. 10 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,760 There are many more down in the kitchen. 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,320 Dad? 12 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,400 Boo! 13 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,920 My God... 14 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,719 Aren't you going to sit on? 15 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:40,400 - We have traumatized him. -Yes. 16 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,680 Where were we? 17 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,360 - I have to work a little. - Work can wait. 18 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,960 -Shit at work. - I was in the middle of something. 19 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,720 Then there will be penalty rounds tonight. 20 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,800 Come in! 21 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:23,720 Look here, then. I'm about to bite 200 followers, so that's really good. 22 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,320 But nobody wants to buy my pictures. 23 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,200 - Do you chat with them? - Chatting with this gang? 24 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,680 He here pays 100 dollars if I have a hamster in my mouse. 25 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,480 It's butter on pork, after all. Write it. 26 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,840 "You're crazy. Give me a roundhouse and bunad crown." I know that well, 27 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,840 but then he begins to send pictures of his peeing boy. 28 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,880 - I can get bunad crown. - I blocked him. 29 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,240 Have you blocked him? You must take care of your customers! 30 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,360 Don't block them. Take care of the fans. Your customers. 31 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,600 - Come on, he could be a rapist. -What do you know about it? 32 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,080 It could be the world's kindest teddy bear. 33 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:12,760 You have to find a way to cooperate with them. 34 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,720 They get pictures and videos for free everywhere. 35 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,280 You have to create a connection with them. 36 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,920 A closeness, so they feel you. That is what they will pay for. 37 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,880 You have to have a dialogue with them. 38 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,080 I found this after my grandmother. 39 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:37,760 I thought to make people pay for to guess what I use the tools for. 40 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,640 If they guess correctly, they get a naughty surprise. 41 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,400 I think we have it. 42 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,880 - Hello. - Hello. 43 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,720 -What are you looking at? -An auction. 44 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,160 - Vintage? - Yes, shoes. 45 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,280 I'm trying to fix a pair of Nike High Dunks from 1985. 46 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,120 Can you get me shoes? 47 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,600 -Yes, yes. Of course it is. -Thanks. 48 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,760 What size...? 49 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,760 No one is responding at that competition. 50 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,080 The one that was so funny. Do you have any suggestions? 51 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:17,320 I don't know, maybe chat with them, then?! 52 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:25,400 It may be easier to share them into two categories. 53 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:30,440 One for comfort and care, one for admiration and affirmation. 54 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,400 - The hamster guy is comfort and care? - Yes, give him comfort. 55 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,400 How then? 56 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,560 How do you comfort your son? 57 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,960 How do your parents comfort you? 58 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:57,680 Mum died when I was five. Dad is not the comforting type, exactly. 59 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,560 Is that why you are so emotionally illiterate. 60 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,880 Do you have such a damn contact with your feelings, then? 61 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,200 Dad told me to imagine a pyramid, and put all the people in it. 62 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,960 At the bottom you have all those who are normal, ordinary people. 63 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,280 Which makes chain... I don't know what they are doing. 64 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:22,800 If you are different, you are further up. The further up, the weirder. 65 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:27,680 There are fewer people, it is lonely, and difficult to meet someone who understands you. 66 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:31,440 You become a bit like that... It is difficult to... 67 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,400 The... 68 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,720 -Sounds like your dad was nice. -Sounds like your dad was nice! 69 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,800 It's not you I'm mad at. Write something nice for them. 70 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,760 -Something or other. Can you do it? -Yes. 71 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,520 If you get hold of them, Do I know anyone who wants to buy them. 72 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,320 Ok, I can try. 73 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,280 You don't have any slightly fat ladies, do you? 74 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,440 -To your mother? -No. 75 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,560 We have them here. 76 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,560 Or the ones here. Quite fat, but a bit expensive. 77 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:06,040 - Are they for your girlfriend? -No. 78 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,880 I'll take them. 79 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,720 -Thank you very much. - Be so good. 80 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,080 - Have it. - Have it. 81 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:47,840 -Is his name Aimon or Aiman? - Aimen Mahmood. 82 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:52,520 He will come soon. He finishes school at 14. 83 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,000 Where does he go to school? 84 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,240 -He is in the 10th grade. -In 10th grade? 85 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,320 - He is so young, yes. -Yes. 86 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,000 - Good day. - Good day. 87 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,880 -Hey, hey. - Hello. 88 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,280 Amen. Nice. 89 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:17,000 Aimen is very sorry for that this has happened. 90 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,560 Can you tell yourself how did this song come about? 91 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:27,280 I worked on the song so that more people would volunteer as a football coach. 92 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:32,560 Aimen is a volunteer coach for the boys' team U10, and has a heart for his district. 93 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,640 This means a lot to you personally. Right, Aimen? 94 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,920 I made the song so that more people would get joy and desire to play. 95 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:45,200 I haven't heard your song before. I don't really know who you are either. 96 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:49,560 Now you're talking shit, my boy. Sorry. 97 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,840 You know very well who I am, and you've heard that song before. 98 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:56,200 The song stands as a symbol for Norwegian hip-hop in the 90s. 99 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:01,600 None of the experts brought in belongs markedly enough similarity to a case. 100 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,560 And which "experts" have you brought in? 101 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:10,280 Either you do hip-hop, and then you know who I am and have heard that song before. 102 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,360 Or you don't do hip-hop. Why did you make the song then? 103 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,560 We'll take it eventually. 104 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,640 It is childish to lie about that he doesn't know who I am. 105 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,560 - I don't bother. - We'll take it later. 106 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,560 -Okay? - Okay. 107 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:03,560 Hello. I fixed these shoes... 108 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,040 Hello. I fixed these shoes here. 109 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:19,840 There are many who want them, so that It would be nice if you let us know if you want them. 110 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,320 You can rent a car at the company, you know. 111 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,360 - Yes, but I don't have the note. -Is that true? 112 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,440 -It? -Yes. 113 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,640 There, yes. Like that... No, wait. Now you pressed something. 114 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,120 Like that, yes. Abrupt. 115 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,760 -Yes! -Abrupt. Now you drive. 116 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,560 - No, now... - Yes, just be a little... 117 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,560 Then we swing. We swing. 118 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:21,160 Can I post it? There comes my train. I have to go. 119 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,760 You? Do you think that I am emotionally illiterate? 120 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,120 No? 121 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,040 - Am I cold? - Not always. 122 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,520 - You have a cold ass. -Don't be silly, then. 123 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,520 I guess you're perfectly normal. 124 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,600 But, you? 125 00:12:55,080 --> 00:13:00,560 -How was it with those penalty rounds? - I'm tired. 126 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,480 It's going well. 127 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:57,040 When I get home? I don't know. At the end of the month. 128 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,280 Mondays are the cheapest tickets. 129 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:07,000 If looking after the house is too much work, then I can ask the neighbour. 130 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,920 She will definitely stop by. 131 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,280 It is perfectly fine for you to use the room... Or are you sitting in the living room now? 132 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:19,760 You know I like to sleep a little long in the morning, and then it's listen. 133 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,680 It was a thing… 134 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,400 I have been thinking that... 135 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:33,240 We never talked about what it was like for you when mom died. You were all alone. 136 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,960 I wasn't alone. 137 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,680 I had several agencies. You know how it was back then. 138 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,040 I had projects going all the time. 139 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:49,040 Brit won't come, anyway. She won't come home. 140 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:54,080 She stays here in the heat. Whoever can understand it. 141 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,760 -Hello? - Hi, it's me. 142 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,920 Lars. It's nothing important, but... 143 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,560 I found something that that belongs to you in my car. 144 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,400 Do you miss a hair tie? 145 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,440 - Hair tie? - I can only bring it on Monday. 146 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,120 I got the grant yesterday. 147 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,120 Did you do it? Have you celebrated yet? 148 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:33,560 I'm going to celebrate with my dad and my siblings today at a Pakistani restaurant. 149 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:38,560 - It's the only one dad trusts. - You can say hello to dad, then. 150 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:43,000 He doesn't know me, but... You will have a lot of fun. 151 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,120 And see you on Monday. 152 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,040 - Thank you. See you. - Have it. 153 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,040 What's going on? 154 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,920 -Toast. - Have you won the lottery? 155 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,480 - There is also a way of saying it. - Yes, it is. 156 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,280 Yes... 157 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,320 We are going to get married. 158 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,600 -Again? - Congratulations! 159 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,000 -Thanks! -Again and again. We will renew our promises. 160 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,920 - I was the one who proposed. It was my idea. - Yes, it was. 161 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,080 -But you weren't so bad at praying. -No. 162 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,840 -Toast. -Toast. 163 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,000 -Weddings are always fun. -Yes. 164 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:44,600 Then we wondered if you want to be... 165 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,720 -...our fiancés now as you were then? -Of course. 166 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,160 - So good. - It would have meant a lot to us. 167 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,040 I just have to change first. 168 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,080 What is that snout there? 169 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,200 - Nothing. - Stop, then. I see that there is something. 170 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,480 - I was just a little surprised. -Because? 171 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,520 Because I'm renewing my vows with my husband through 20 years with whom I have two children? 172 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,000 Yes. 173 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:20,080 Isn't it obvious? I have had a really bad time, you know that. 174 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,680 I want to do something romantic. 175 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,640 - Can't you go to therapy? - I can't take any more therapy. 176 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:32,160 I'm bored. I want a party. We deserve to have fun. 177 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,920 You, I am of course very happy for you. Yes. 178 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,240 If you want something like "give me a five and you'll get it." se musa mi" poster at Karl Johan again? 179 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,680 - You can drop... - You can only dare! 180 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:52,040 You can have everything. You can get strippers, karaoke taxis... 181 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:57,400 Here is the song on which PM has been plagiarized. 182 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,120 - Do you remember that song? -Yes. 183 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,000 - It is 20 years ago. - Yes, I believe that. 184 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,440 Bullshit. Just wait a bit for the drop. 185 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:19,240 My God, you have to get married too! We can have a party together! 186 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,560 You will be allowed to shine alone. 187 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,560 Hi Mons. Emilie couldn't come. Lots of homework. 188 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:52,000 - I could just pop in myself. - She was excited to get the shoes now. 189 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,640 I might as well just take them now. 190 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,160 I don't have all day. 191 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,800 Fine, thanks. 192 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:08,720 By the way, I was supposed to say hello from Emilie and say that she is crazy about the shoes. 193 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,800 And then I was going to give you a hug. 194 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,600 No, the trip to France could be our honeymoon. 195 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:32,080 - Shall we have the wedding night together too? -Yes, gangbang. 196 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,600 Mons? 197 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,520 Why doesn't anyone like me? 198 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,480 - There are many people who like you. - It's not that. There is none. 199 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,920 I have heard that... 200 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:23,080 If you put all the people in the world into a pyramid... 201 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:28,800 At the bottom are all the regular ones and boring people. 202 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:33,800 There are many of them, so they find each other. They have it easy. 203 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:40,080 But those who are different is higher up in the pyramid. 204 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:47,000 Those with a slightly higher IQ, is a bit more handsome and has a better sense of humor. 205 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:53,680 Then you are higher up in the pyramid, and up there it's tighter. 206 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,240 It is not so easy there to find someone who understands you. 207 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:05,080 I'm pretty sure you are very high up in that pyramid. 208 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,920 Because you are completely unique. 209 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:14,760 Therefore, it may not be so easy for you to find someone. A girlfriend. 210 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,800 But it is not impossible. 211 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:23,400 The day you find that person, then he is an absolutely wonderful person. 212 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:29,760 - You only say that because you are drunk. - Yes, but I'm sure it will turn around. 213 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,880 Before you know it. 214 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,840 It won't happen to be like that forever. 215 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,840 -Why is there a party? - Pål and Kikki are getting married. 216 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,240 -Why that? They are married. - You don't have to ask. 217 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,760 But they will go soon. I promise. 218 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,280 And, you… 219 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,400 You know mommy loves you? 220 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,000 And I like you. 221 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,200 I like you very much. 222 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,840 Okay? 223 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:16,880 I wonder which one of them it is most eager to marry again. 224 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,360 Yes. 225 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,760 I'm glad you didn't screw up. 226 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,600 We do not need such a confirmation that we are well, do we need it? 227 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,840 No. 228 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,280 - I was thinking of making nihari at the weekend. -What is it? 229 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,480 The Pakistani national law. 230 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,880 And then some dhal. A somewhat eastern-inspired weekend. 231 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,800 I will come soon. 232 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:16,360 Text: Eli Bjanes plinth.com